So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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