I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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