biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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