Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
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Please. i have SOME standards
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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