I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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