Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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