So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's official drugs can't kill me
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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