Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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