never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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