I seem to have left my pride at pride
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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