your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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