I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.