Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt