Dude, just got a bummer.
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.