The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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