Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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