It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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