i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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