Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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