theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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