how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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