My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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