I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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