Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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