We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
His nipple licking is glorious
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