i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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