I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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