you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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