Define "chronic" masturbator.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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