Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Your penis caused this!
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