The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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