All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just high enough for therapy.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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