i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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