ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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