lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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