This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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