Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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