Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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