are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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