By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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