I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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