Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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