the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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