Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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