Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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