After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We need a shit load of segways right now
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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