so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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