She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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