I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Boobs speak an international language.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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