She's JV to your varsity
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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