Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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