You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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