i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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