check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
