i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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