god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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