Whod you bang
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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