when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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