she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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