New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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