i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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